Kegel Balls

We get a lot of people who are irrationally worried about losing kegel balls. For the less informed readers, kegel balls are inserted vaginally to work out the muscles, or to just feel awesome. There's lot of different kinds like the ben wa balls, glass beads, and ones with rubber coated ball bearings inside plastic domes held together with a girdle. The idea is you insert them and then walk around and do normal stuff and they feel great, and it works your muscles out simultaneously. But a ridiculous amount of people are afraid of losing them. I often want to sit women down with an anatomy book. "Here is your vagina. It's a closed circuit, the balls can't go any further in you, and you can just squeeze them right out!"

Marina came in to visit recently. She left to go work at her clinic full-time, and she related to Crystal and I how she'd gotten kegel balls stuck inside her. At first I scoffed in disbelief, but she said, "No, really!" They were the glass beads, so there's no string to draw them out with. She got so nervous she couldn't relax her muscles enough to make them let go. She ran downstairs naked to her roommate, frantic. "I need your help!"

They contemplated her roommate getting very much closer to her, and they toyed with the idea of going to the hospital to get them removed. "Would you have gone to your clinic?" I asked her, figuring her coworkers would be able to take it in stride. "I would rather die! I was going to drive to the one farther south." Eventually her roommate made her spread her legs and talked her through breathing exercises and forced her to calm down enough that she was able to get them out, but now I feel bad for thinking all those women who were afraid of losing them were silly. Granted if you're not nervous in the first place it wouldn't happen, but that's not much consolation when you're naked doing calming breathing exercises with your roommate.