20lb Ass

So we sell these fully realistic female butts. They have a hole for anal or vaginal and weigh 20lbs. They cost about $500 with tax, but I've now sold three of them and each person handled how to transport it differently. The first one I sold the guy was pretty embarrassed and since none of our bags were big enough he had us cut up store bags to wrap around it. That seemed totally normal.

The second guy I sold one to was completely cavalier about the whole process. He knew he wanted it, he wasn't ashamed and when I offered the cut up bag option he shrugged and just hoisted the thing into his arms and said he didn't need a bag.

The most recent one was last night. Of all the guys he was by far the most sketchy. He came in twice and had both me and a coworker take it out of the box for him to see. The sucker is heavy so he was helping to move it and kept commenting on how it looked much more cartoony than on the box. I shrugged and said, "Photoshop, what can ya do?" He left both times after asking about coupons. I told him I actually had one for items over $80 but he said he'd think about it. I think I'd need time to think about keeping a 20lb ass in my closet too. But to my surprise he came back moments before we closed for the night to buy it. I offered the bag option again and he said he had a garbage bag in his car that might work. He came back with an enormous black bag and I offered to hold it open. He then opened the box and just started moving it all over into the bag. I considered it, then thought: pretty smart, now he doesn't need to dispose of an embarrassing box. The best moment was when he slung the black garbage bag across his shoulder like a weird parody of Santa as he was walking out.

What would you like little boy? Cars? No, Santa's giving you a 20lb fully realistic ass